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Cooking with Children: Kids Food Jokes
Next time you're cooking with children, have fun! How do you do that? It's easy with this long list of Kids Food Jokes that we found online. So next time you've got some cooking recipes for kids to try out, break out this list of jokes and have fun!

Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!

Here is the list of food jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:

Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy? A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka!

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie? A: Your teeth!

Q: "Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?" A: Then why aren't you laughing!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails? A: Because they don't like fast food!

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom? A: Where is pop corn?

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen? A: Hot chocolate!

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold? A: Cashews!

Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?" A: "No sir, it will be round!"

Q: What is green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't peeling well!

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

Q: "What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?" A: A dairy truck!

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground? A: Recess pieces.

Q: Why don't you starve in a desert? A: Because of all the 'sand which is' there.

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh? A: Crack it up!

Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream? A: Sunday School.

Q: What do elves make sandwiches with? A: Shortbread

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance? A: The Twist!

Q: What are twins favorite fruit? A: Pears!

Q: "If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?" A: Slippers!

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon? A: Lemon aid!

Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate? A: Because she was a cocoanut!

Q: How do you make a milk shake? A: Give it a good scare!

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? A: An astronut!

Q: What kind of keys to kids like to carry? A: Cookies!

Q: Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? A: Because it makes you break out!

Q: What cheese is made backwards? A: Edam.

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